#daishinkan one shot

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I want to kiss and cuddles Shin and Daishinkan so badly. Let me have fun and be their human friend and partner! (i Hold Daishinkan's hand, kissing his nose, acting relaxed with him while the rest of the universes fears the god's advisor)

This is a few ooc, but it's kinda the request, so yeah

You couldn't believe your luck. Not only were you friends with Shin, the Supreme Kai, but you also had the rare privilege of being close to Daishinkan, the Grand Priest. Despite their divine status and the awe (and fear), Daishinkan inspired across the universes, they both welcomed you into their lives with warmth and kindness.

One quiet evening, you found yourself in the gardens of the Grand Priest's palace. The stars shimmered above, casting a gentle glow over the tranquil surroundings. Shin was sitting nearby, meditating peacefully, while Daishinkan stood by your side, his presence both calming and powerful.

Every god in the multiverse trembled before Daishinkan, including Shin, whose respect for the Grand Priest bordered on reverence. But you, somehow, saw beyond his fearsome reputation. There was a kindness in his eyes that only a few had the privilege to witness.

Taking a deep breath, you summoned the courage to act on the feelings that had been growing within you. "Daishinkan," you said softly, looking up at him. He turned to you, his serene expression attentive. "May I hold your hand?"

A small, knowing smile appeared on his face as he extended his hand to you. As your fingers intertwined with his, a wave of warmth and security washed over you. The rest of the universe might fear him, but to you, he was a source of comfort and strength.

Feeling a surge of affection, you leaned in and gently kissed his nose. Daishinkan's eyes widened slightly in surprise before softening with amusement. "Y/N," he murmured, his voice a soothing balm. "You truly are fearless."

You smiled, feeling completely at ease in his presence. "I just know that you're not someone to be feared, Daishinkan. Not to me."

Shin opened his eyes and looked at the sight before him with a mix of awe and admiration. "Y/N, you never cease to amaze me," he said, joining the two of you. Even in the presence of someone as powerful as Daishinkan, you remained calm and affectionate, something Shin found incredibly inspiring.

For a moment, time seemed to stand still as you basked in the closeness of your two divine friends. Being with them like this, sharing such intimate and tender moments, was a dream come true. You felt a deep sense of belonging, knowing that no matter what challenges lay ahead, you had the support and love of Shin and Daishinkan.

As the night continued, you sat together, sharing stories and laughter, the bond between you growing stronger with each passing moment. In the presence of these powerful beings, you found not just friends, but partners who cherished and valued you for who you were. And in their company, you knew you had found a place where you truly belonged.

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Dragon Ball Super Cell

Plot- Cell has been training in hell offscreen for years and is apparently now stronger than the Gods Of Destruction. Cell has unlocked a diamond form similar to golden frieza, along with super saiyan god super saiyan KI. Ui Goku must fuse with Broly to win. Cell also has mastered UI and one shots Beerus. He kills Vegeta’s blue evolution and Golden Frieza. (But death doesn’t matter since it’s Dragon Ball.) Broly has unlocked A mixture of Super Saiyan Blue along with his green transformation and still gets whooped. [Power Scaling don’t mean shit. Like seriously if Jiren was already supposed to be stronger than Belmod, Broly is stronger than Jiren. How TF is UI Goku or SS Blue Gogeta/Vegito not surpassed Beerus by now? ] determined to be the most powerful in the omniverse Cell challenges SS3 Kefla and Hit, and one shots them both. Jiren and God Of Destruction Toppo are also no match in U11. Cell makes Jiren look like a bitch. UI Broku is still no match for Diamond Cell. Toriyama is forced to give Goku another lazy color swap outta of his ass. Which is supposedly all powerful at first but will eventually be used like any other super saiyan form. Just like how they go SSB 24/7. Mastered UI Teal Broku is still unmastered despite literally having mastered In in its name. Whis is forced to do a Thanos and “do it himself.” It’s up to Whis now to stop Diamond Cell from reaching Zeno and Daishinkan. For the first time in his life Whis the strongest angel actually struggles against Diamond Cell. Suddenly UI Shaggy appears and fuses with Whis. Shaggis defeats Diamond Cell. Goku’s dumb ass still wants to fight Cell again instead of keeping him dead.

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I like how we're looking at different variants of headcanons!

The reader is Bulma and Vegeta's child

And Vegeta will have several stages of accepting (denying?)existence

in horror if the reader is "thrown under the bus" - the reader as a temporary replacement for Goku for Zeno

Vegeta "oh fuck baby don't embarrass me and the entire universe" - when the reader actually starts to be friends with the gods

Vegeta is proud "wow, this will probably be good for royalty, blood and the entire Saiyan race. Especially if divine offspring show up, I'll be cooler than Kakarotto" - if the reader starts having a relationship with a freaking supreme angel. Vegeta is both delighted and horrified by this, because if Daishinkan wasn't an ancient royal advisor and an angel, he'd be intimidated as a regular person who dared upset Vegeta’s child with a bad relationship. But here he makes a cautious indulgence, in case the reader's interest is temporary and they don't work out

Yeah this is definitely very funny if you ask me

I kept imagining the Gen Z reader so... hehehe

Like Vegeta had dealt with a lot in his life—being a prince of a destroyed race, endless battles, and the constant embarrassment that came with associating with Kakarot. But nothing prepared him for this.

The first blow came when Zeno chose you—his child—as a stand-in for Goku. Vegeta’s jaw dropped. “This is insanity! Kakarot, fix this—oh, right, you’re useless,” he muttered under his breath.

He cornered you in the Grand Palace. “Listen,” he hissed, gripping your shoulders. “Do not embarrass me. The entire universe is watching. No jokes, no sass, and for the love of all things Saiyan, no memes!”

To his horror, you flourished. Befriending gods? No problem. Making Zeno giggle? Easy. Even Daishinkan seemed mildly impressed. Vegeta’s horror shifted to reluctant pride. “Maybe this isn’t so bad,” he muttered. “Saiyan blood conquering the divine? Yes, that’s... fitting.”

Then came the moment: whispers of your growing closeness to Daishinkan himself. Vegeta’s pride turned into a tangled knot of dread and exhilaration. On one hand, angelic in-laws would elevate his Saiyan pride. On the other, if Daishinkan hurt you (not like he would, but dads are very paranoic), Vegeta knew he couldn’t fight an angel without being erased.

He paced furiously, muttering. “If this works out, I’ll be the father of divine Saiyan hybrids! I’ll be unstoppable! But if that angel so much as frowns at them…” He paused, shuddering at the thought of going toe-to-toe with Zeno’s right hand.

For now, Vegeta settled on cautious support, muttering under his breath, “Just don’t embarrass me, brat. Or blow up the universe.”

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I'm glad you are back and opening up the requesters! ❤️❤️❤️

Zenon/reader/Daishinkan But imagine the insanity if the reader was at Gen z level lol

I'm happy to be back (I still have to submit one work to save a subject, and I have till today's night, but I'm "resting" rn, it's like 3am)

OMG I felt too old writing this

And yeah, I'm really mentally tired to create a new stile for these things

The Grand Palace was quiet, its pristine halls gleaming in an otherworldly light. Too quiet, really. The type of quiet that made Daishinkan’s eyebrow twitch ever so slightly.

“Where is our... guest?” he asked one of the guards, his voice calm but with a thread of irritation.

Before the guard could respond, a resounding "Yo!" echoed through the hall.

You skidded around the corner in socks, you insisted on wearing socks despite the polished marble floor, and struck a pose. “Sup, my dudes!”

Grand Zeno clapped his little hands in excitement. “Yay! You’re here!”

Daishinkan turned to you, hands clasped neatly in front of him, his serene expression betraying none of his inner turmoil. “It is good to see you again, Y/N,” he said smoothly. “Although I must remind you that this is a formal setting-”

“Formal? Bruh, chill.” You flopped onto one of the floating cushions, nearly tipping it over in the process. “Life’s too short for all that stiff-upper-lip nonsense.” You turned to Zeno, pointing finger guns at him. “Right, buddy?”

Zeno giggled and mimicked your gesture. “Right!”

Daishinkan inhaled sharply. “Lord Zeno—”

“Oh, relax, Daishinkan,” you said, waving him off. “Zenny and I are vibing. Isn’t that right, Zenny?”

“Vibing!” Zeno repeated, absolutely delighted.

Daishinkan stared at you for a long moment, his calm demeanor cracking just a hairline. “I believe the term you are looking for is ‘enjoying each other’s company.’”

“Nah,” you said, leaning back as if you owned the place. “Vibing’s cooler. You wouldn’t get it, old-timer.”

Daishinkan blinked. “Old-timer?” His tone remained even, but there was a subtle chill in the air.

“Oh no, I didn’t mean it like that,” you said with a mischievous grin. “I mean, you’ve got that ancient, timeless ‘I’ve-seen-everything’ energy. Respectfully, of course.”

“Respectfully,” he repeated, deadpan.

“Exactly!” You held up a peace sign. “I mean, you’re basically, like, the ultimate dad friend, right? Always making sure Zenny here doesn’t blow up a universe by accident.”

Zeno tilted his head. “But I can blow up a universe, right?”

Daishinkan immediately snapped to attention. “Of course, Lord Zeno, but there is no need to—”

“Relax, Zenny,” you said, patting his tiny shoulder. “We’re not blowing up anything today. That’s, like, a solid 8 on the chaos scale, and I’m only vibing at a 5 right now.”

“What’s a chaos scale?” Zeno asked, his eyes sparkling with curiosity.

“It’s like… okay, so imagine a scale from one to ten,” you began, gesturing wildly. “One is, like, tripping on your shoelaces, and ten is, uh, deleting a galaxy because someone looked at you funny.”

Zeno gasped. “That’s amazing! Can I make one?”

“Totally. We’ll workshop it later,” you said, giving him a thumbs-up.

Daishinkan, who was rapidly regretting his decision to allow this meeting, cleared his throat. “Might I suggest we focus on the matter at hand?”

You squinted at him. “Oh, right. You wanted me to teach Zenny something about, uh…” You paused, snapping your fingers as you tried to recall. “What was it? Empathy? Tolerance? How to use slang properly?”

“Diplomacy,” Daishinkan said, his patience wearing thinner by the second.

“Ah, same thing,” you said with a shrug. “Alright, Zenny. First rule of diplomacy: Always carry snacks. Hungry people are cranky people.”

Zeno gasped again. “Snacks! I love snacks!”

Daishinkan sighed, his hands clasping tighter. “I fear I may need to intervene if this continues-”

“Shh.” You put a finger to your lips and leaned closer to Zeno. “He doesn’t get it. Diplomacy is all about vibes. And snacks.”

Zeno nodded enthusiastically. “And snacks!”

Daishinkan watched as the two of you devolved into a discussion about the best kinds of snacks to bring to a galactic meeting, his calm veneer beginning to crack. He would never admit it aloud, but he was beginning to wonder if mortals were the true test of patience for a god.

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Daishinkan and the reader on a fake date.

Chichi, Bulma, and 18 who literally have nothing to do hide in huge lush bushes and play detective, wanting to see the relationship between human and an alien advisor to a supreme god. What if they kiss? That's so romantic for ChiChi

And the lush bush is slowly being replenished with new faces. Curious Goku, and Zenon (who knows what's going on but hides in the bush for fun and curiosity). Perhaps Whis is there too? Women trying to hide his hair

Daishinkan and Y/N were enjoying a peaceful stroll through a beautifully landscaped garden, a charming setting that had been carefully arranged to mimic a romantic date. They laughed and chatted, trying to keep the mood light and casual, despite the rather unusual nature of their “date.”

Unbeknownst to them, a group of curious onlookers had taken refuge in a sprawling, lush bush nearby. Chi-Chi, Bulma, and Android 18 were peering through the foliage, their eyes wide with interest. The trio had decided to play detective, eager to see how a date between a human and an alien advisor to a supreme god would unfold.

From their vantage point, they saw Daishinkan and Y/N engage in light-hearted banter, their laughter ringing through the air. “What if they kiss?" Bulma asked while Chi-Chi's eyes sparkled with excitement "That would be so romantic!” she whispered to the others, clutching a pair of binoculars.

Bulma tried to keep her excitement in check. “I can’t believe we’re actually doing this. But it’s so interesting!”

18, usually stoic, couldn’t help but smile at the charming scene unfolding before them. “This is actually kind of fun.”

As the conversation between Daishinkan and Y/N became more animated, the bushes started to attract more curious visitors. Goku, ever the adventurer, had noticed the commotion and couldn’t resist joining in. He crouched beside the bush, his face peeking through with a grin.

“Hey, what’s going on here?” Goku asked, excitement evident in his voice.

Before anyone could respond, Zeno, appeared next to Goku. He squeezed into the bush with a playful giggle, knowing full well what was happening. “This is so much fun!” Zeno whispered, clearly enjoying the game of hide-and-seek.

Whis, ever the composed observer, arrived next, his usual calm demeanor slightly disrupted by the chaotic scene. He attempted to blend in, trying to hide his distinctive hair behind nearby leaves. “I suppose it’s not every day one gets to witness such a unique scenario,” he mused, barely containing his amusement.

As Daishinkan and Y/N continued their walk, the atmosphere around them grew more relaxed. Daishinkan glanced at Y/N with a tender smile, and Y/N responded with a shy, yet warm, gaze. The moment felt intimate, and as they stopped by a particularly beautiful spot in the garden, their faces drew closer.

From their hidden vantage point, Chi-Chi, Bulma, 18, Goku, and even Zeno watched in breathless anticipation. Just as Daishinkan leaned in, their lips met in a soft, affectionate kiss.

The reaction from the bushes was a mix of squeals, excited whispers, and a muffled laugh from Whis, who managed to keep his hair mostly hidden.

“That’s it! They kissed!” Chi-Chi exclaimed, her voice full of joy. “This is the most romantic thing ever!”

Bulma and 18 nodded in agreement, their curiosity satisfied and their hearts warmed by the tender moment they had witnessed.

As the couple eventually parted, Daishinkan and Y/N remained blissfully unaware of their hidden audience, basking in the simple joy of each other’s company.

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The reader visits Zeno and Priest and they are surprised at their disheveled appearance (or both gods visit the reader's home to study the Earth) The reader is literally "oh, I got into a fight with a wild animal outside my house over a postal parcel. Do you think bob senzu helps with possible rabies?"

That friend of yours to whom the most random things happen...

Well that's me, some weeks ago I was completely fine and suddenly my friends saw my WA status: a photo of me with an oxygen mask and surrounded by medicine

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The sound of rapid, rhythmic knocking jolted you out of your attempt to clean up the chaos in your living room. Swiping at the stray leaves still tangled in your hair, you shuffled to the door, mentally cursing the raccoon, or what ever that thing had been, that ruined your day.

When you opened the door, the sight on the other side nearly made you slam it shut again.

Zeno stood there with his ever-present cute smile, flanked by the Grand Priest himself. They stared at you, their expressions unchanging yet somehow tinged with curiosity.

You looked like you'd wrestled with nature itself... and lost. Your shirt was torn at the hem, your hair tangled mess, and you were fairly certain there was a twig stuck behind your ear. But you made as if nothing happened.

"Oh hey, didn't expect guests today" You gave a half-hearted laugh and gestured for them to come in. They stepped inside, glancing around with interest at your humble abode.

Zeno tilted his head, "Why do you look like that? Did something happen?"

You sighed, slumping onto the couch. "Yeah, I got into a fight with a wild animal over a parcel outside my house."

The Grand Priest's eyes narrowed slightly, though his polite smile remained "A wild animal?"

"Yeah, some kind of rabid raccoon or maybe a possum... Do you think senzu beans work on rabies?"

Zeno giggled "That's funny! You're funny!"

Before you could reply, Zeno turned to the Grand Priest, pointing at you. “Let’s keep her. She’s entertaining!”

"Unfortunately, my Lord, we cannot simply take Earth's residents like souvenirs"

You blinked, "Uh, thanks?"

"You'd look great on my shelf!" Zeno clapped happily.

You stared at him, "I'm gonna sit down now"

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Hello!

I'm in love with Daishinkan, may I ask you for a headcanon Daishinkan/reader? The reader is a person and friend to Zeno(replaces Goku who trains against Black Goku) and if they knew each other for a couple years, the reader and Daishinkan could have fake dates and "relationships" in front of Goku's team(reader and priest troll the team)? I'm sure Bulma, Chichi and any of the other girls want to see the reader's relationship, but the only thing they see is a sly alien angel who is constantly giving his "mate" little things like cool rocks or something like that

Hi! OMG this is so cute!

(female pronouns)

(Image credits to its creator ZahyZamas on DeviantArt)

In the grand halls of the Omni-King's palace, tranquility reigned supreme. Daishinkan, also known as the Grand Priest, attended to his duties, his serene expression never betraying the chaos that often ensued in the universes under his watch. Yet, even in this order, mischief had a way of sneaking in, especially when a certain human friend of Zeno-sama was involved.

Y/N had found herself in the company of gods and angels, forming a kinda bond with the Omni-King himself. Over the years, she had become a familiar face in the palace, her mortal quirks and humor a refreshing change for the otherwise stoic inhabitants. And it was this very humor that had led her to an unconventional partnership with Daishinkan.

It all started as a joke, a way to pass the time and perhaps add a bit of excitement to the daily routine. The idea was simple: pretend to be in a "relationship" with the Grand Priest and see how long it would take for everyone to catch on. The sheer absurdity of it was too tempting to resist.

Today, Y/N was lounging in Capsule Corp's garden, admiring the landscape that surrounded her. The sudden appearance of a portal and a known energy announced the arrival of her "partner in crime."

"Ah, there you are," Daishinkan greeted, his voice calm as ever. He held out his hand, revealing a collection of sparkling rocks. "I found these during my duties. I thought you might like them."

Y/N couldn't help but smile. "Oh, Daishinkan-sama, you always know how to find the best gifts," she replied, playing along with the act.

Unbeknownst to them both, Bulma, Chichi, and 18 were observing from a distance, their curiosity piqued by the unusual sight. Bulma, ever the skeptic, squinted suspiciously. "Since when did the Grand Priest start giving gifts?"

Chichi, on the other hand, was more intrigued than suspicious. "Do you think they're together?"

"I wouldn't blame Y/N if they were together." 18 said. Which was to be expected if you see her husband.

Before anyone could say anything, Daishinkan turned to Y/N with an almost imperceptible glint of amusement in his eyes. "Shall we take a stroll through Grand Zeno's gardens, my dear?"

"Of course, darling," she replied, standing up from the ground and passing through the portal with Daishinkan's help. The two of them made sure to maintain a respectable distance, the perfect picture of a couple enjoying a leisurely walk.

Back in their hiding spot, Goku, who was also there but didn't notice at first, and his friends were practically buzzing with excitement. "I can't believe it," Goku muttered. "They really do look like a couple."

Bulma smirked. "I have to admit, it would be kinda cute. But we need more proof."

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Over the next few days, Y/N and Daishinkan continued their charade, each interaction more elaborate than the last. Y/N exchanged playful banter shared meals, and even staged romantic moments under the stars. All the while, her friends watched with growing fascination.

One evening, as the group gathered at Capsule Corp., Bulma couldn't resist bringing up the topic. "So, (Y/N), how's your 'relationship' with the Grand Priest going?"

Y/N fought the urge to laugh, keeping her expression neutral. "Oh, it's wonderful. He even gave me this amazing flower bouquet with flowers from all universes. He's so thoughtful."

Chichi leaned in, her eyes sparkling with curiosity. "You have to tell us more! What's he like as a partner?"

"I strive to be attentive to (Y/N)'s needs. It is important to cherish those we care about." A sudden voice startled everyone, Y/N blushed like crazy. What the hell!?

Thing is, he was not present, yet his voice echoed through the place like that of a god.

The room fell silent, everyone processing the Grand Priest's words. For a moment, it seemed as though they might actually believe the ruse.

Then, Goku, ever the oblivious one, spoke up. "I still can't believe it. I mean, you and the Grand Priest? It's just so… unexpected."

Y/N stared at him while thinking what to say, struggling to keep a straight face. "Love works in mysterious ways," she said with a shrug.

Bulma raised an eyebrow. "Come on, you two. There's got to be more to the story. How did this all start?"

Y/N leaned back, feigning a dreamy expression. "Well, it was a few years ago. I was just wandering around the palace, and Daishinkan noticed I seemed a bit out of place. He offered to show me around, and one thing led to another. We just clicked."

"Indeed. I found (Y/N)'s perspective on life quite refreshing. It is not often that we encounter someone with such a unique view of the universe."

Chi-Chi sighed, clearly enchanted by the story. "That's so sweet. It's like something out of a fairy tale."

Krillin, who had been listening quietly, finally spoke up. "So, do you two have any plans for the future? Any big romantic gestures we should know about?"

Y/N grinned, somehow feeling the smirk on Daishinkan's face "Well, we were thinking of organizing a little event. Something fun for everyone."

Goku's eyes lit up. "An event? Like a tournament?"

Daishinkan chuckled softly. "Not quite, Goku. More like a celebration. A chance for all of us to come together and enjoy each other's company."

As the evening wore on, the topic shifted to other matters, but the seed of curiosity had been planted. Y/N and Daishinkan continued their act, each day bringing new opportunities to playfully "troll" everyone.

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One afternoon, she found herself in the training grounds of the holy world, or whatever the name is, watching Goku and Vegeta spar. Daishinkan leaned over and whispered, "Shall we give them something to talk about?"

She nodded eagerly. "Absolutely."

As Goku and Vegeta finished their match, Y/N approached them, holding Daishinkan's hand. "You guys were amazing out there! But you know, Daishinkan and I have been practicing some moves of our own."

Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "Oh really? Care to show us?"

Daishinkan smiled serenely. "Perhaps another time. For now, we simply wish to enjoy the spectacle."

Goku, ever the enthusiastic one, clapped his hands. "I can't wait to see that! You two must have some incredible techniques."

As they were leaving, Daishinkan turned to you, his eyes twinkling with amusement. "I believe our little ruse is working quite well."

Y/N laughed, squeezing his hand. "I think so too. And who knows? Maybe we're actually teaching them something about having a bit of fun."

In the end, it wasn't about fooling anyone. It was about the fun of the shared laughter and the unique bond that had formed between them. And who knew? Maybe, just maybe, there was a bit of truth hidden in the jest, a genuine connection that went beyond the playful facade.

As Y/N and Daishinkan shared a knowing smile, she couldn't help but think that, in the grand scheme of things, this was the kind of chaos the universe needed—a reminder that even in the presence of gods, there was always room for a little bit of mischief and a whole lot of fun.

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This is a huge headcanon and OOC n the continued chaos of the reader and Daishinkan! ❤

Daishinkan and Zeno keep up all the chaos and trolling that the reader adheres to, because before Goku and also the Reader came along, life was probably boring.

Do you remember those episodes with the opening match where the wolves from universe 9 fought against universe 7? Imagine the reader is sitting with the members of the 7th universe on that flying platform, the fights maybe are interesting, but it's boring to watch and the reader has forgotten why they(?) came here. And the reader starts flirting with Daishinkan during the fights? - "Grand Priest, what about a date after this performance?" The reader says it so relaxed that everyone is horrified, Beerus shaking, Vis giggling

All of Priest's attention (or half the attention) is on the battle, but he looks at the reader with a smirk: - oh, that would be interesting. Any suggestions on where to go?

Both Zenos who are totally not mad at the man and participate in this clowning around - "McDonald's!" - "Burger King!"

Reader: "After the date!"

Gohan at one point, not withstanding: "perfect date, Mr. Priest sitting next to you while you work on your coursework"

reader: oh

I can totally see Daishinkan and Zeno having a blast with the reader causing all this mayhem. Life probably did get pretty boring before they showed up! And the idea of the reader flirting with Daishinkan during the matches is hilarious. Imagine the shock on everyone’s faces—Beerus losing his mind, and Whis just laughing it off.

Daishinkan’s smirk and his playful response about where to go on a date are perfect. And the Zenos chiming in with their fast food suggestions is the cherry on top! 🍔🍟

Thanks 4 sharing! This made my day

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This is for posts «trolling Daishinkan and the reader» (or may not apply to them)

Chichi appears to be a woman with traditional values and is embarrassed that among the others on Team Z, the reader doesn't have children and sometimes brings up these conversations. The reader avoids the topic, tries to avoid it. Chichi is a good friend, but her topics of conversation are sometimes annoying.

And the next time the reader is in Zeno's palace, they boredly ask the gods "yo Zeno do you want to play family?" and then ask Daishinkan about his one of his children as a backup plan

During another party, the Reader, holding Zeno in arms, introduces him as child. But since the others have already seen the little god and know about him, the trick doesn't work, Zeno is relieved of his duties as Reader's "child" and leaves to socialize with Goku.

The next "fake child" is Cus (a girl angel looking like a child, but the eldest among the other Priest children) and the joke is believable.

Chichi and Bulma express confusion, curiosity and suspicion, the reader turns on the artistry and drama by taking Daishinkan and Cus's hands, making up things along the way about alien angel biology and how it affects humans, and the rapid growth and learning of angelic children.

It kind of makes everyone stop prying into the reader about their personal lives.

Cus, it's like she's been leading up to this her whole life, waiting for this moment. when she sees Whis, she screams "Whis! You were found in a dumpster and adopted!!!!!!". And Whis literally chokes on her food from the surprise in the background

You guys are making my day (night now) thank you so much for this

I... I literally have no words, I've been laughing for 5 minutes now and my family is concerned

Still ty

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I think about the banter and trolling between Daishinkan and Reader maybe goes so far that they realize at some point that they might actually like each other and be in love with each other 👉👈

Hell yeah

As the days passed, their game continued to bring laughter and curiosity to those around them. But amid the ruse, subtle changes began to take root. Shared glances lingered a little longer, touches seemed a bit more tender, and their conversations carried a depth that neither had anticipated.

One evening, as they sat on a balcony overlooking the twinkling lights of the palace gardens, Daishinkan broke the comfortable silence. "Y/N, may I ask you something?"

"Of course," she replied, turning to face him.

"Do you ever wonder," he began, his voice uncharacteristically hesitant, "if there is more to our little game than just the fun of it?"

Y/N's heart skipped a beat. She had asked herself that very question countless times. "What do you mean?"

He looked at her, his eyes reflecting a rare vulnerability. "I find myself enjoying your company more than I initially thought. It's as if our jest has revealed something genuine beneath the surface."

Y/N felt a warmth spread through her chest. "I've been feeling the same way. What started as a playful act has become something I look forward to each day."

Daishinkan's usual composed demeanor softened, and he reached out to take her hand. "Perhaps our ruse was more than just a jest. Maybe it was a way for us to discover the connection we truly share."

A smile spread across Y/N's face as she intertwined her fingers with his. "Maybe it was. And maybe, just maybe, we should stop pretending and see where this connection leads."

Daishinkan's eyes shone with a mixture of relief and affection. "I would like that very much."

As they sat together, the stars above twinkling in approval, Y/N and Daishinkan realized that their playful charade had led them to something real. In the grand halls of the Omni-King's palace, they had found a connection that transcended the boundaries of their roles.

In that moment, they knew that their bond was no longer just a game but the beginning of something truly beautiful.

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Can we get a daishikan that completely obsessed with the reader (not like a yandere type)

but would never say anything about his feelings cause he doesn't want them to be turned away

Omg... this is so sad... (I mean, give me a min, I'll write it but) In real life, don't you dare doing this, life gets really shitty. There was this one guy in my class (In high school) and I had a crush on him, but like for real, we had been friends for years and well yeah, I wanted to have something with him.

But he was one of the "popular guys" and I wasn't (yeah, my life is a Wattpad story with bad ending), were there signals? Yeah, from both sides. And almost everyone noticed (except for the two girls who had an even bigger crush on him and he rejected. We always had these certain interactions that showed affection and all (even when I was already in a "relationship" with someone else)

Anyway the graduation arrived and we got to speak a bit about our feelings, but it was like regretting, we haven't speak ever since :')

Now, let's begin

The Grand Priest had always prided himself on his composure. As the attendant to the Omni-King, his duties demanded unwavering discipline and an even temperament. Yet, none of his millennia of existence had prepared him for the peculiar warmth that bloomed in his chest whenever you were near.

You weren’t extraordinary by cosmic standards—just a mortal plucked from obscurity by Zeno’s fleeting interest. You spent your days wandering the palace, curiosity drawing you to places no one dared venture, your presence an unspoken contradiction to the sacred order.

He had convinced himself at first that it was simply the novelty of your presence. Mortals rarely graced these halls, and perhaps his fascination was only that—an interest in something unfamiliar. But as the days turned into weeks, he began to notice the subtleties of his own behavior.

The way he found excuses to linger when you spoke.

The way he orchestrated his tasks to pass through the areas you frequented.

The way his lips curved, ever so slightly, when your laughter echoed through the palace.

Zeno adored you in his innocent, childlike way, but the Grand Priest's feelings were far from innocent. They were... consuming. He found himself memorizing the smallest details about you: the way you tilted your head when you were curious, the rhythm of your steps as you explored, the sound of your voice when you spoke to him directly—a melody he couldn’t forget.

But he would never speak of it.

The thought of driving you away—of seeing your gaze shift with discomfort or, worse, fear—was unbearable. He had seen the awe and respect you held for him, and he couldn’t risk shattering that fragile connection.

So, he settled for silence, tucking his feelings away where they couldn’t escape. His affection manifested in quiet acts: ensuring your favorite food appeared at meals, adjusting the temperature of the palace when you complained of the chill, and subtly shielding you from Zeno’s more chaotic whims.

One evening, you sat on the palace steps, gazing at the endless expanse of stars. He approached, his steps soundless.

“Daishinkan,” you greeted, turning to smile at him. “Do you ever get tired of this place? It’s beautiful, but... it feels so big, so empty.”

He hesitated, his chest tightening. “It is as it must be,” he replied softly. “But your presence has brought... life to these halls.”

Your eyes widened at his words, and for a moment, he feared he’d said too much. But then you smiled, a quiet, genuine expression that made his resolve falter.

“I’m glad I can make it a little less lonely,” you said, returning your gaze to the stars.

The Grand Priest stood there, watching you, the glow of the cosmos reflected in your eyes. And in that moment, he swore he would never let you feel the emptiness you had unknowingly filled in him. Even if he could never say the words, even if his feelings remained a secret, he would ensure you always felt welcome here—in his world, and in his heart.

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Hey how are you doing imagine the reader bringing a gift to Zeno, it’s a guinea pig and Zeno love it the animal and becomes obsessed with them

I would be obsessed with one of those

You held the tiny creature carefully in your hands, its soft fur brushing against your skin as its little nose twitched. A guinea pig wasn’t exactly a grand gift by celestial standards, but it was something uniquely mortal—a living, breathing embodiment of simplicity and charm. You had thought of Zeno immediately.

When you approached the Omni-King, the throne room was as imposing as ever, the Grand Priest standing silently at Zeno’s side.

“What’s that?” Zeno asked, leaning forward with unrestrained curiosity, his wide eyes fixating on the small creature in your hands.

“It’s a guinea pig,” you explained, stepping closer. “A pet. I thought you might like them.”

Zeno gasped, his childlike energy surging. “A pet? For me?” He reached out, his tiny hands trembling with excitement.

You carefully placed the guinea pig in his palms. It made a soft squeaking sound, and Zeno’s face lit up like a star going supernova.

“It’s so soft! So cute!” he squealed, holding the animal close as it nestled into him. “What does it do?”

“It’s just... there,” you said with a smile. “You feed it, care for it, and it’ll love you back.”

Zeno beamed at the idea, gently petting the creature. The Grand Priest watched silently, his usual composed demeanor unshaken.

Days passed, and the palace was filled with Zeno’s delighted giggles as he played with his new companion. He named the guinea pig “Squeaky,” a simple name for a simple joy. Even the Grand Priest found himself softening at the sight of Zeno cradling the tiny animal like the most precious thing in existence.

Then one day, Zeno looked up from Squeaky, his expression serious. “Daishinkan, how long will Squeaky live?”

The Grand Priest paused, choosing his words carefully. “Guinea pigs have a lifespan of a few years, my lord. They are mortal creatures.”

Zeno’s face fell, his grip on Squeaky tightening protectively. “That’s not enough! Squeaky has to stay forever!”

You interjected gently. “Zeno, pets don’t live as long as we do. That’s just part of loving them.”

“No!” Zeno declared, his voice firm in a way that even made the Grand Priest glance at him with surprise. “Daishinkan, make Squeaky live for hundreds of years! I don’t want to lose them.”

The Grand Priest’s brows furrowed. “My lord, such a request—”

“Do it!” Zeno demanded, clutching Squeaky close.

The Grand Priest hesitated only a moment before nodding. “As you wish, my lord.”

With a flick of his hand, a soft glow enveloped the tiny guinea pig. Squeaky squeaked in surprise but seemed unharmed.

“There,” the Grand Priest said, his voice calm. “Squeaky will now share in your longevity.”

Zeno squealed with joy, spinning in the air with his beloved pet. “Thank you, Daishinkan! Thank you!”

You couldn’t help but laugh softly, relief washing over you. As you looked at the Grand Priest, you caught a faint smile tugging at his lips, his eyes meeting yours briefly before returning to Zeno.

From that day forward, Squeaky became an eternal presence in the palace, a tiny beacon of uncomplicated joy. And while the Grand Priest never voiced it, he silently thanked you for bringing something so pure into their world.

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Please, please, please 🙏

I'm thinking of a reader with a tail, saiyan? I'm making a headcanon that all saiyans have their tails left. I love tails so much!

I like to imagine the Reader hugging Zenon, Priest, and Shin with his tail. Zenon loves that extra “limb” and how it can lift him up.

Hugging Shin's waist or Daishinkan's waist with the tail. What if they hold the tip of their tail in their hands while the reader stands nearby?

It sounds weird, but I love tails as well, like a lot!!

I'll write it as hcs, hope you don't mind

Zen chan is obsessed with your tail. To him, it's the coolest think ever! Like the way it moves on its own fascinates him, and he loves watching it flick and curl when you're excited.

Sometimes, he would grab your tail and laugh as he's effortlessly lifted off the ground. He would occasionally demand "Again! Again! Higher this time!"

During the quiet moments, he wraps his tiny arms around your tail and holds on it like it's a soft toy.

Might even fall asleep like that, using it as pillow.

And of course, he would love to play catch the tail, like just chase after it while you sway it side to side.

Daishinkan finds your tail interesting but remains composed about it. He'll gently take the tip of it between your fingers, inspecting it with curiosity, and maybe comment on what unique traits Saiyans have.

He holds your tail absentmindedly, especially during meetings or standing beside you. It's a grounding action for him.

When you hug him with your tail, he'll raise an elegant brow but accept it with a warm smile. Might pat your tail lightly in return.

If you got your tail pulled or injured he is the first one to step in. He'll heal it and remind you to be more careful.

Shin on the other hand gets so shy whenever your tail wraps around his waist. He blushes like crazy "Y-Y/N, your tail... it's, um... t-tight"

But he secretly loves the attention

He's pretty careful with your tail, knowing how sensitive it is. If anyone tries to pull it, he will intervene.

Sometimes he'll reach out and lightly tug on your tail's tip to get your attention. It's a way of saying "I need you rn"

Overtime he becomes more comfortable with it and might gently wrap his hands around it while you're nearby.

---What ifs---

If Beerus is around, he will try to use your tail for entertainment. He might flick it or tug on it lightly, teasing you in his usual bratty way. “You Saiyans and your ridiculous attachments.” However, if you whip your tail in his face, he’ll quickly back off.

If you’re ever with Goten or Trunks, they’ll be insanely jealous of your tail and probably try to grab it. You’ll have to remind them (with a light bonk) that a Saiyan’s tail isn’t a toy.

If someone dares to harm your tail, Zeno will get adorably serious about punishing them. “No hurting Y/N’s tail! It’s too fun!” He might even order the offending party to apologize directly to your tail.

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Lol, what about granny!reader?

This includes kaioshins (Shin, zamasu +Black), angels and other gods as an interlocutor. It's fun, I think

Grandma! The reader looks at the kaioshin and their hairstyles: so…are you one of those? Kaioshin: hmmm, depends on what you mean Milady. Grandma: a fashion lover? Let me remember now…punk? They have Mohawks Kaioshin, grinning: almost.

—

Grandma! reader: oh, my knee hurts. That's for rain Deity: I'm not sure how your knee and the weather are related Deity when bad weather and rain are going to be coming soon: <:0!!!!!

—

Grandma! Reader: ah, young man, you're so thin, look at you! Don't worry, I'll feed you, you won't go hungry Deity: Goku stands behind Granny! reader (not including Zamasu and Black here), gesturing furiously in a "it's no use, don't argue with her!" style. (Whis and Beerus happily take the cooked food from Granny with them. Black sees the large amount of food, he wants to refuse, but hungry saiyan instincts are stronger than him)

—

Grandma!reader is sitting in an armchair, knitting something, with angels/gods/kayoshins sitting next to her and holding a ball of yarn. It suddenly relaxes them. (I think the gods' clothes don't tear, or they mend them with their divine power. But because they like the grandmother and her attention, they will come to her to mend if the cloth is torn)—

Grandma!reader, looks sternly at the god at the top of the hierarchy, much older than this person: did you wash your hands?

—

Granny!reader to Zamasu: again, young man, what is the point of your rebellion?

—-

Merged Zamasu, seeing Goku and company: I will destroy all of you. Except Grandma

—-

Perhaps the gods/kaioshins/angels can help grandma!reader with household chores, if she has a vegetable garden, help with it. Maybe they themselves don't notice how they help her with something

I mean, here where I'm from, grannys usually command a lot of respect. And like if someone misbehaves they would grab their purse and hit them like this old woman from Magadascar. But I would definitely love that character.

[tytarax]

I love your posts!!!! may I offer a little funny moment on a recent post with a "date" between Priest and reader?

This is not a request for a requisition!!!

Imagine that Chichi, Bulma and 18 are hiding in the bushes watching Daishinkan and the reader's "date". The women are expecting a kiss or something, but they see the reader whisper something to the Priest, his face turning red? The women think the two are sharing something lustful, but Whis sitting next to them listens to the conversation, and informs the ladies that the reader is telling the Priest a recipe for layered salad

Oh tysm!

Heheheh that would be so funny, you remind me of my organic chemistry Italian teacher, she suddenly started teaching us the correct order of making a salad.

[tytarax]

I'm thinking about the fact that Daishinkan can show his affection for the reader in different ways and it's not like a normal human affection.

Perhaps he has his own types of courtship like an alien angel?

The z team girls crave the show and the drama and the divine crush and the awkwardness of the human and Angel, but they don't get that through a couple years of observing Priest and the reader

- I think there's a difference between a normal hand touch (where you take a person's hand to take them somewhere) and some sort of romantic gesture with a hand touch?

The reader usually takes the Priest's hand to show something, the Priest takes the reader's hand simply because he's showing gallantry and he's a gentleman. The Priest also just takes Zeno's hand to teleport.

(What if in the future when Daishinkan takes the reader's hand, it's like an intimate romantic gesture? Through touch, he can convey his feelings and emotions. He's a magical bitch)

- For example, being next to a friend, followed by some kind of unreadable light touch??

maybe there is something else like that, but I can't think of anything else.

- The visual gestures the Z girls see seem extremely silly and not particularly obvious to them, but definitely driving the reader crazy who can recognize angelic gestures and affection

Then again, the romantic gestures and falling in love phase in each other could come years later. Especially if Daishinkan wants to try kissing lol (and they'll definitely be in a secluded place)

Everything seems like really awkward lol, like this one shy kid who has a crush on you and wants to have a little talk or subtly touch your hand.

And I mean, I'm not against it, but I'm pretty tall, and I'm trying to imagine what would I do to try kissing the guy, like this meme of how to talk to short people.

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