#daishinkan one shot

[tytarax]

I want to kiss and cuddles Shin and Daishinkan so badly. Let me have fun and be their human friend and partner! (i Hold Daishinkan's hand, kissing his nose, acting relaxed with him while the rest of the universes fears the god's advisor)

This is a few ooc, but it's kinda the request, so yeah

You couldn't believe your luck. Not only were you friends with Shin, the Supreme Kai, but you also had the rare privilege of being close to Daishinkan, the Grand Priest. Despite their divine status and the awe (and fear), Daishinkan inspired across the universes, they both welcomed you into their lives with warmth and kindness.

One quiet evening, you found yourself in the gardens of the Grand Priest's palace. The stars shimmered above, casting a gentle glow over the tranquil surroundings. Shin was sitting nearby, meditating peacefully, while Daishinkan stood by your side, his presence both calming and powerful.

Every god in the multiverse trembled before Daishinkan, including Shin, whose respect for the Grand Priest bordered on reverence. But you, somehow, saw beyond his fearsome reputation. There was a kindness in his eyes that only a few had the privilege to witness.

Taking a deep breath, you summoned the courage to act on the feelings that had been growing within you. "Daishinkan," you said softly, looking up at him. He turned to you, his serene expression attentive. "May I hold your hand?"

A small, knowing smile appeared on his face as he extended his hand to you. As your fingers intertwined with his, a wave of warmth and security washed over you. The rest of the universe might fear him, but to you, he was a source of comfort and strength.

Feeling a surge of affection, you leaned in and gently kissed his nose. Daishinkan's eyes widened slightly in surprise before softening with amusement. "Y/N," he murmured, his voice a soothing balm. "You truly are fearless."

You smiled, feeling completely at ease in his presence. "I just know that you're not someone to be feared, Daishinkan. Not to me."

Shin opened his eyes and looked at the sight before him with a mix of awe and admiration. "Y/N, you never cease to amaze me," he said, joining the two of you. Even in the presence of someone as powerful as Daishinkan, you remained calm and affectionate, something Shin found incredibly inspiring.

For a moment, time seemed to stand still as you basked in the closeness of your two divine friends. Being with them like this, sharing such intimate and tender moments, was a dream come true. You felt a deep sense of belonging, knowing that no matter what challenges lay ahead, you had the support and love of Shin and Daishinkan.

As the night continued, you sat together, sharing stories and laughter, the bond between you growing stronger with each passing moment. In the presence of these powerful beings, you found not just friends, but partners who cherished and valued you for who you were. And in their company, you knew you had found a place where you truly belonged.

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Dragon Ball Super Cell

Plot- Cell has been training in hell offscreen for years and is apparently now stronger than the Gods Of Destruction. Cell has unlocked a diamond form similar to golden frieza, along with super saiyan god super saiyan KI. Ui Goku must fuse with Broly to win. Cell also has mastered UI and one shots Beerus. He kills Vegeta’s blue evolution and Golden Frieza. (But death doesn’t matter since it’s Dragon Ball.) Broly has unlocked A mixture of Super Saiyan Blue along with his green transformation and still gets whooped. [Power Scaling don’t mean shit. Like seriously if Jiren was already supposed to be stronger than Belmod, Broly is stronger than Jiren. How TF is UI Goku or SS Blue Gogeta/Vegito not surpassed Beerus by now? ] determined to be the most powerful in the omniverse Cell challenges SS3 Kefla and Hit, and one shots them both. Jiren and God Of Destruction Toppo are also no match in U11. Cell makes Jiren look like a bitch. UI Broku is still no match for Diamond Cell. Toriyama is forced to give Goku another lazy color swap outta of his ass. Which is supposedly all powerful at first but will eventually be used like any other super saiyan form. Just like how they go SSB 24/7. Mastered UI Teal Broku is still unmastered despite literally having mastered In in its name. Whis is forced to do a Thanos and “do it himself.” It’s up to Whis now to stop Diamond Cell from reaching Zeno and Daishinkan. For the first time in his life Whis the strongest angel actually struggles against Diamond Cell. Suddenly UI Shaggy appears and fuses with Whis. Shaggis defeats Diamond Cell. Goku’s dumb ass still wants to fight Cell again instead of keeping him dead.

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Daishinkan and the reader on a fake date.

Chichi, Bulma, and 18 who literally have nothing to do hide in huge lush bushes and play detective, wanting to see the relationship between human and an alien advisor to a supreme god. What if they kiss? That's so romantic for ChiChi

And the lush bush is slowly being replenished with new faces. Curious Goku, and Zenon (who knows what's going on but hides in the bush for fun and curiosity). Perhaps Whis is there too? Women trying to hide his hair

Daishinkan and Y/N were enjoying a peaceful stroll through a beautifully landscaped garden, a charming setting that had been carefully arranged to mimic a romantic date. They laughed and chatted, trying to keep the mood light and casual, despite the rather unusual nature of their “date.”

Unbeknownst to them, a group of curious onlookers had taken refuge in a sprawling, lush bush nearby. Chi-Chi, Bulma, and Android 18 were peering through the foliage, their eyes wide with interest. The trio had decided to play detective, eager to see how a date between a human and an alien advisor to a supreme god would unfold.

From their vantage point, they saw Daishinkan and Y/N engage in light-hearted banter, their laughter ringing through the air. “What if they kiss?" Bulma asked while Chi-Chi's eyes sparkled with excitement "That would be so romantic!” she whispered to the others, clutching a pair of binoculars.

Bulma tried to keep her excitement in check. “I can’t believe we’re actually doing this. But it’s so interesting!”

18, usually stoic, couldn’t help but smile at the charming scene unfolding before them. “This is actually kind of fun.”

As the conversation between Daishinkan and Y/N became more animated, the bushes started to attract more curious visitors. Goku, ever the adventurer, had noticed the commotion and couldn’t resist joining in. He crouched beside the bush, his face peeking through with a grin.

“Hey, what’s going on here?” Goku asked, excitement evident in his voice.

Before anyone could respond, Zeno, appeared next to Goku. He squeezed into the bush with a playful giggle, knowing full well what was happening. “This is so much fun!” Zeno whispered, clearly enjoying the game of hide-and-seek.

Whis, ever the composed observer, arrived next, his usual calm demeanor slightly disrupted by the chaotic scene. He attempted to blend in, trying to hide his distinctive hair behind nearby leaves. “I suppose it’s not every day one gets to witness such a unique scenario,” he mused, barely containing his amusement.

As Daishinkan and Y/N continued their walk, the atmosphere around them grew more relaxed. Daishinkan glanced at Y/N with a tender smile, and Y/N responded with a shy, yet warm, gaze. The moment felt intimate, and as they stopped by a particularly beautiful spot in the garden, their faces drew closer.

From their hidden vantage point, Chi-Chi, Bulma, 18, Goku, and even Zeno watched in breathless anticipation. Just as Daishinkan leaned in, their lips met in a soft, affectionate kiss.

The reaction from the bushes was a mix of squeals, excited whispers, and a muffled laugh from Whis, who managed to keep his hair mostly hidden.

“That’s it! They kissed!” Chi-Chi exclaimed, her voice full of joy. “This is the most romantic thing ever!”

Bulma and 18 nodded in agreement, their curiosity satisfied and their hearts warmed by the tender moment they had witnessed.

As the couple eventually parted, Daishinkan and Y/N remained blissfully unaware of their hidden audience, basking in the simple joy of each other’s company.

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[tytarax]

Hello!

I'm in love with Daishinkan, may I ask you for a headcanon Daishinkan/reader? The reader is a person and friend to Zeno(replaces Goku who trains against Black Goku) and if they knew each other for a couple years, the reader and Daishinkan could have fake dates and "relationships" in front of Goku's team(reader and priest troll the team)? I'm sure Bulma, Chichi and any of the other girls want to see the reader's relationship, but the only thing they see is a sly alien angel who is constantly giving his "mate" little things like cool rocks or something like that

Hi! OMG this is so cute!

(female pronouns)

(Image credits to its creator ZahyZamas on DeviantArt)

In the grand halls of the Omni-King's palace, tranquility reigned supreme. Daishinkan, also known as the Grand Priest, attended to his duties, his serene expression never betraying the chaos that often ensued in the universes under his watch. Yet, even in this order, mischief had a way of sneaking in, especially when a certain human friend of Zeno-sama was involved.

Y/N had found herself in the company of gods and angels, forming a kinda bond with the Omni-King himself. Over the years, she had become a familiar face in the palace, her mortal quirks and humor a refreshing change for the otherwise stoic inhabitants. And it was this very humor that had led her to an unconventional partnership with Daishinkan.

It all started as a joke, a way to pass the time and perhaps add a bit of excitement to the daily routine. The idea was simple: pretend to be in a "relationship" with the Grand Priest and see how long it would take for everyone to catch on. The sheer absurdity of it was too tempting to resist.

Today, Y/N was lounging in Capsule Corp's garden, admiring the landscape that surrounded her. The sudden appearance of a portal and a known energy announced the arrival of her "partner in crime."

"Ah, there you are," Daishinkan greeted, his voice calm as ever. He held out his hand, revealing a collection of sparkling rocks. "I found these during my duties. I thought you might like them."

Y/N couldn't help but smile. "Oh, Daishinkan-sama, you always know how to find the best gifts," she replied, playing along with the act.

Unbeknownst to them both, Bulma, Chichi, and 18 were observing from a distance, their curiosity piqued by the unusual sight. Bulma, ever the skeptic, squinted suspiciously. "Since when did the Grand Priest start giving gifts?"

Chichi, on the other hand, was more intrigued than suspicious. "Do you think they're together?"

"I wouldn't blame Y/N if they were together." 18 said. Which was to be expected if you see her husband.

Before anyone could say anything, Daishinkan turned to Y/N with an almost imperceptible glint of amusement in his eyes. "Shall we take a stroll through Grand Zeno's gardens, my dear?"

"Of course, darling," she replied, standing up from the ground and passing through the portal with Daishinkan's help. The two of them made sure to maintain a respectable distance, the perfect picture of a couple enjoying a leisurely walk.

Back in their hiding spot, Goku, who was also there but didn't notice at first, and his friends were practically buzzing with excitement. "I can't believe it," Goku muttered. "They really do look like a couple."

Bulma smirked. "I have to admit, it would be kinda cute. But we need more proof."

---

Over the next few days, Y/N and Daishinkan continued their charade, each interaction more elaborate than the last. Y/N exchanged playful banter shared meals, and even staged romantic moments under the stars. All the while, her friends watched with growing fascination.

One evening, as the group gathered at Capsule Corp., Bulma couldn't resist bringing up the topic. "So, (Y/N), how's your 'relationship' with the Grand Priest going?"

Y/N fought the urge to laugh, keeping her expression neutral. "Oh, it's wonderful. He even gave me this amazing flower bouquet with flowers from all universes. He's so thoughtful."

Chichi leaned in, her eyes sparkling with curiosity. "You have to tell us more! What's he like as a partner?"

"I strive to be attentive to (Y/N)'s needs. It is important to cherish those we care about." A sudden voice startled everyone, Y/N blushed like crazy. What the hell!?

Thing is, he was not present, yet his voice echoed through the place like that of a god.

The room fell silent, everyone processing the Grand Priest's words. For a moment, it seemed as though they might actually believe the ruse.

Then, Goku, ever the oblivious one, spoke up. "I still can't believe it. I mean, you and the Grand Priest? It's just so… unexpected."

Y/N stared at him while thinking what to say, struggling to keep a straight face. "Love works in mysterious ways," she said with a shrug.

Bulma raised an eyebrow. "Come on, you two. There's got to be more to the story. How did this all start?"

Y/N leaned back, feigning a dreamy expression. "Well, it was a few years ago. I was just wandering around the palace, and Daishinkan noticed I seemed a bit out of place. He offered to show me around, and one thing led to another. We just clicked."

"Indeed. I found (Y/N)'s perspective on life quite refreshing. It is not often that we encounter someone with such a unique view of the universe."

Chi-Chi sighed, clearly enchanted by the story. "That's so sweet. It's like something out of a fairy tale."

Krillin, who had been listening quietly, finally spoke up. "So, do you two have any plans for the future? Any big romantic gestures we should know about?"

Y/N grinned, somehow feeling the smirk on Daishinkan's face "Well, we were thinking of organizing a little event. Something fun for everyone."

Goku's eyes lit up. "An event? Like a tournament?"

Daishinkan chuckled softly. "Not quite, Goku. More like a celebration. A chance for all of us to come together and enjoy each other's company."

As the evening wore on, the topic shifted to other matters, but the seed of curiosity had been planted. Y/N and Daishinkan continued their act, each day bringing new opportunities to playfully "troll" everyone.

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One afternoon, she found herself in the training grounds of the holy world, or whatever the name is, watching Goku and Vegeta spar. Daishinkan leaned over and whispered, "Shall we give them something to talk about?"

She nodded eagerly. "Absolutely."

As Goku and Vegeta finished their match, Y/N approached them, holding Daishinkan's hand. "You guys were amazing out there! But you know, Daishinkan and I have been practicing some moves of our own."

Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "Oh really? Care to show us?"

Daishinkan smiled serenely. "Perhaps another time. For now, we simply wish to enjoy the spectacle."

Goku, ever the enthusiastic one, clapped his hands. "I can't wait to see that! You two must have some incredible techniques."

As they were leaving, Daishinkan turned to you, his eyes twinkling with amusement. "I believe our little ruse is working quite well."

Y/N laughed, squeezing his hand. "I think so too. And who knows? Maybe we're actually teaching them something about having a bit of fun."

In the end, it wasn't about fooling anyone. It was about the fun of the shared laughter and the unique bond that had formed between them. And who knew? Maybe, just maybe, there was a bit of truth hidden in the jest, a genuine connection that went beyond the playful facade.

As Y/N and Daishinkan shared a knowing smile, she couldn't help but think that, in the grand scheme of things, this was the kind of chaos the universe needed—a reminder that even in the presence of gods, there was always room for a little bit of mischief and a whole lot of fun.

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[tytarax]

This is a huge headcanon and OOC n the continued chaos of the reader and Daishinkan! ❤

Daishinkan and Zeno keep up all the chaos and trolling that the reader adheres to, because before Goku and also the Reader came along, life was probably boring.

Do you remember those episodes with the opening match where the wolves from universe 9 fought against universe 7? Imagine the reader is sitting with the members of the 7th universe on that flying platform, the fights maybe are interesting, but it's boring to watch and the reader has forgotten why they(?) came here. And the reader starts flirting with Daishinkan during the fights? - "Grand Priest, what about a date after this performance?" The reader says it so relaxed that everyone is horrified, Beerus shaking, Vis giggling

All of Priest's attention (or half the attention) is on the battle, but he looks at the reader with a smirk: - oh, that would be interesting. Any suggestions on where to go?

Both Zenos who are totally not mad at the man and participate in this clowning around - "McDonald's!" - "Burger King!"

Reader: "After the date!"

Gohan at one point, not withstanding: "perfect date, Mr. Priest sitting next to you while you work on your coursework"

reader: oh

I can totally see Daishinkan and Zeno having a blast with the reader causing all this mayhem. Life probably did get pretty boring before they showed up! And the idea of the reader flirting with Daishinkan during the matches is hilarious. Imagine the shock on everyone’s faces—Beerus losing his mind, and Whis just laughing it off.

Daishinkan’s smirk and his playful response about where to go on a date are perfect. And the Zenos chiming in with their fast food suggestions is the cherry on top! 🍔🍟

Thanks 4 sharing! This made my day

[tytarax]

I think about the banter and trolling between Daishinkan and Reader maybe goes so far that they realize at some point that they might actually like each other and be in love with each other 👉👈

Hell yeah

As the days passed, their game continued to bring laughter and curiosity to those around them. But amid the ruse, subtle changes began to take root. Shared glances lingered a little longer, touches seemed a bit more tender, and their conversations carried a depth that neither had anticipated.

One evening, as they sat on a balcony overlooking the twinkling lights of the palace gardens, Daishinkan broke the comfortable silence. "Y/N, may I ask you something?"

"Of course," she replied, turning to face him.

"Do you ever wonder," he began, his voice uncharacteristically hesitant, "if there is more to our little game than just the fun of it?"

Y/N's heart skipped a beat. She had asked herself that very question countless times. "What do you mean?"

He looked at her, his eyes reflecting a rare vulnerability. "I find myself enjoying your company more than I initially thought. It's as if our jest has revealed something genuine beneath the surface."

Y/N felt a warmth spread through her chest. "I've been feeling the same way. What started as a playful act has become something I look forward to each day."

Daishinkan's usual composed demeanor softened, and he reached out to take her hand. "Perhaps our ruse was more than just a jest. Maybe it was a way for us to discover the connection we truly share."

A smile spread across Y/N's face as she intertwined her fingers with his. "Maybe it was. And maybe, just maybe, we should stop pretending and see where this connection leads."

Daishinkan's eyes shone with a mixture of relief and affection. "I would like that very much."

As they sat together, the stars above twinkling in approval, Y/N and Daishinkan realized that their playful charade had led them to something real. In the grand halls of the Omni-King's palace, they had found a connection that transcended the boundaries of their roles.

In that moment, they knew that their bond was no longer just a game but the beginning of something truly beautiful.

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[tytarax]

I love your posts!!!! may I offer a little funny moment on a recent post with a "date" between Priest and reader?

This is not a request for a requisition!!!

Imagine that Chichi, Bulma and 18 are hiding in the bushes watching Daishinkan and the reader's "date". The women are expecting a kiss or something, but they see the reader whisper something to the Priest, his face turning red? The women think the two are sharing something lustful, but Whis sitting next to them listens to the conversation, and informs the ladies that the reader is telling the Priest a recipe for layered salad

Oh tysm!

Heheheh that would be so funny, you remind me of my organic chemistry Italian teacher, she suddenly started teaching us the correct order of making a salad.

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This is for posts «trolling Daishinkan and the reader» (or may not apply to them)

Chichi appears to be a woman with traditional values and is embarrassed that among the others on Team Z, the reader doesn't have children and sometimes brings up these conversations. The reader avoids the topic, tries to avoid it. Chichi is a good friend, but her topics of conversation are sometimes annoying.

And the next time the reader is in Zeno's palace, they boredly ask the gods "yo Zeno do you want to play family?" and then ask Daishinkan about his one of his children as a backup plan

During another party, the Reader, holding Zeno in arms, introduces him as child. But since the others have already seen the little god and know about him, the trick doesn't work, Zeno is relieved of his duties as Reader's "child" and leaves to socialize with Goku.

The next "fake child" is Cus (a girl angel looking like a child, but the eldest among the other Priest children) and the joke is believable.

Chichi and Bulma express confusion, curiosity and suspicion, the reader turns on the artistry and drama by taking Daishinkan and Cus's hands, making up things along the way about alien angel biology and how it affects humans, and the rapid growth and learning of angelic children.

It kind of makes everyone stop prying into the reader about their personal lives.

Cus, it's like she's been leading up to this her whole life, waiting for this moment. when she sees Whis, she screams "Whis! You were found in a dumpster and adopted!!!!!!". And Whis literally chokes on her food from the surprise in the background

You guys are making my day (night now) thank you so much for this

I... I literally have no words, I've been laughing for 5 minutes now and my family is concerned

Still ty

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I playfully "press" the curious Daishinkan's back against the pillar and try to do a kabedon with my foot.

But the only thing I succeed in doing is crunching my leg, getting stuck in that pose with sore muscles, and making Angel laugh as eventually he helps me stand up normally

I didn't find the one I was looking for, but I just thought of this

With a mischievous grin, they sauntered over to him, placing their hands on his chest and using their foot to press against the pillar behind him, aiming to recreate the classic kabedon pose. The only problem was, that they misjudged the force needed and ended up crunching their leg awkwardly against the pillar.

"Ta-da!" Y/N declared trying to impress, but failing in the process since their foot got stuck in the awkward position. A wince of pain crossed their face, and they found themselves stuck, muscles sore and straining against the pillar.

Daishinkan’s eyes widened in surprise, and then he burst into laughter. His laughter was pretty warm, echoing through the room as he watched Y/N's struggle. He approached them, his amusement evident.

“Need a hand? Or should I say a foot?” he asked, still chuckling.

Y/N, slightly embarrassed but still determined to maintain their playful demeanor, nodded. “Please. I might need a bit of divine intervention here.”

With a gentle touch, Daishinkan helped Y/N untangle their leg from the pillar. Once they were free, Y/N rubbed their sore muscles, wincing a little but still smiling.

“Next time, I’ll leave that to the experts,” Y/N said, glancing up at Daishinkan, who was still smiling warmly.

“I think you’ve just invented a new technique,” Daishinkan replied with a grin, clearly enjoying the light-hearted moment. “Perhaps we should call it ‘the kabedon of eternal entanglement.’”

Y/N laughed, their embarrassment fading as they realized Daishinkan’s humor was a big part of what made him so charming.

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Beerus: I've seen you bowing to Zenon and Grand Priest before! Your temporary friend status has suddenly risen and you've decided you no longer need to show respect?

Reader: Zenon has decided that my bows are no longer required????

Daishinkan - Whis: Almost every move they make is accompanied by the occasional snap and crunch in the body, and we've decided that bowing isn't really necessary

Finally, last one for now

Noooo when reader talked I read brows instead of bows

I hope you laughed

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One Shots

Fluff Smut Angst Yandere No romance

Love in the middle of the darkness

Lasso of Lust

I want your attention

A Nightmare

Let's go home

One shot

Did I wake you up?

I'll take care of you

Praised

...wait what?

Vulnerability

The Dark Disguise (Dad & son/daughter relationship)

Sick and Twisted Affair (Dad & son/daughter relationship)

You're the chosen one

Bloody Hell

Our Little Baby (Platonic)

Divine Company (Dad & son/daughter relationship)

Zamasu's claim (Platonic)

Glad you're home

Eternal Obsession

A bit of mischief

The Realization (Part 2 of "A bit of Mischief" I believe)

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Hide and Seek

Kabedon

A Gentle Heart

Maybe this isn't so bad (Frieza x Frost)

Maybe this isn't so bad pt 2

A Human's heart (Shin/reader/Daishinkan)

Anime & chill (Frieza x Beerus)

Other characters because I don't have enough mental stability to make a header for all DB characters

The Magic of Friendship (Ginyu)

The Magic of Friendship pt2

Eating out (Bardock)

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